I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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