My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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