But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My room smells like vodka and shame
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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