gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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