quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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