If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm getting married
To pizza
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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