I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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