their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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