either way he was missing a nipple.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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