hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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