i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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