So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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