I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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