I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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