i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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