Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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