i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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