oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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