does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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