Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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