me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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