no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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