she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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