So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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