she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
