your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So squirting runs in the family.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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