This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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