I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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