RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
