the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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