Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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