Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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