dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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