Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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