The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
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