No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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