I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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