What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You need Xanax blowdarts
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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