Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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