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Who did Billy Mays play for?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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