I need help removing her.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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