South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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