is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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