Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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