That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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