i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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