Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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