somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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