pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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