Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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