I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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