I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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