The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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