i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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