...so i touched it.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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