You're my little dorito
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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