i just identified you from a description of your pipe
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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